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These are some lies we made up about Crawford.
An alien from the cosmos appeared in Buck Canyon at night looking chilling.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in a soldier's outfit emerged staring irritably at the observer in Crawford State Park near the park headquarters. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed repeatedly around here.
The Abominable Snowman was witnessed in a shoe store in the Crawford area.
A gargantuan giraffe was witnessed in Crawford Recreation Area around midnight heaving stones.
A sizeable scary ogre is repeatedly observed floating along on Alkali Creek around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Crawford
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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