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These are some lies we made up about Craig.
The phantom of a youthful female clothed as a maid is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a mirror in a Craig building; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. One thing's for sure, it's a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A very large doe can be spotted often at Coyote Dam before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
The ghost of a young cowboy is from time to time seen looking for a photo next to a parked Buick in a Craig parking lot at night.
An enormous dromedary has been noticed on frequent occasions frightening people at midnight on a sidewalk in Craig.
An alien from planet Jupiter has frequently been spotted sitting at a coffee table in a Craig house crying out names.
An extraterrestrial from space has been made out on a handful of occasions on the summit of Cedar Mountain around midnight looking at the sight.
The ghost of a silver-miner may frequently be witnessed pointing at the onlooker
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in the middle of Bogenschutz Creek.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a gas station attendant may be distinguished time and again checking out Agee Gulch in detail before sunrise.
A lady with a half translucent body has sometimes been made out in the early morning hours conducting a directed outing of Big Bottom to a party of ghosts.
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ghost of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement uniform is every so often perceived in Yampa River Legacy State Park outside the ranger station stacking rocks. Local people argue that this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Craig resident.
An alien is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances being carried by a steed alongside a highway in close proximity to Craig.
An alien tourist from outer space can from time to time be noticed striding through a residence close to Craig.
An ET from Mars was observed staggering through a Craig neighborhood cemetery.
A space alien from outer space was seen staying in a neglected building in Craig.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was witnessed standing by a secluded highway close to Craig.
A colossal dugong was made out traveling on a scooter on a gloomy road near Craig.
A gargantuan roebuck has often been distinguished in a Craig trailer.
The phantom of an old man with a large gray mustache is repeatedly seen appearing in a
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Ghost Sightings From Craig
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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