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These are some lies we made up about Cowdrey.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space was witnessed reasoning in a motor boat on Carlstrom Reservoir.
An enormous camel appeared at Cowdrey Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the panorama.
A Megalosaurus was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across North Park.
A space man from another part of the galaxy became visible examining the landscape from the peak of Dean Peak at night.
A colossal yak was observed very late at night examining California Gulch in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Cowdrey
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Ghost Sightings From Cowdrey
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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