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These are some lies we made up about Cotopaxi.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object was perceived up on Deer Mountain reading a newspaper.
A space man from planet Neptune was spotted down at Deadhorse Spring after midnight hauling a cranium.
The Mothman has frequently been distinguished on a dark night looking across Cody Park.
A massive fawn is frequently observed in a house in the neighborhood of Cotopaxi.
A large chilling ogre is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions seeking a book beneath a parked Ford in a Cotopaxi parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cotopaxi
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Ghost Sightings From Cotopaxi
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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