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These are some lies we made up about Cortez.
A space alien is sometimes seen sitting on a stool in an apartment in Cortez.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances pointing at the witness by a streetlamp in Cortez.
A space man from outer space has frequently been witnessed staring crossly at the watcher next to Hanna Spring at night.
Galileo is frequently seen in Alkali Canyon at night shouting at the eye witness to leave.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose is known to have been observed on frequent instances admiring Big Point after midnight. According to the locals, this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Cortez some time ago.
The ghost of a tied up female may repeatedly be observed flinging chunks of concrete up on the top of Battle Rock. A lot of residents allege this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished former time local of Cortez.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun
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can be noticed time and again floating down East Fork Rock Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large lamb has every so often been made out in Yucca House National Monument in the early morning hours obliterating a picture.
An extraterrestrial is sometimes seen pacing from apartment to apartment at the stroke of midnight
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on a Cortez residential road.
A lady grasping her head beside her arm has purportedly been observed on numerous instances rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Cortez house at the stroke of midnight. People who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Cortez.
A centaur was noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Cortez building.
A huge mule came into view looking at folks in a Cortez apartment through a door crack.
A massive mouse was noticed quite near the entrance to Mancos State Park reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a young lady sporting a blood-covered dress came into sight hauling a skull in Aztec Ruins National Monument by the ranger station. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the thin air. Residents here say that this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Cortez local. No matter what, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from another world was distinguished in a secluded place right next door to Cortez.
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Ghost Sightings From Cortez
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Ghost Sightings From Cortez
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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