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These are some lies we made up about Cope.
A moderately translucent guy clothed as the skipper of a boat is known to have been made out on numerous instances at Gordon Creek late at night tossing chunks of concrete into the flow. Well, this is an intimidating ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can from time to time be seen having a seat in an armchair in a flat in Cope.
A giant weasel is repeatedly noticed throwing pebbles beneath a lamppost in Cope.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions striding from building to building before sunrise on a Cope street.
A dinosaur may often be seen going through the freezer in the kitchen of a Cope home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Cope
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Ghost Sightings From Cope
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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