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These are some lies we made up about Conifer.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is frequently noticed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Denver Mountain Park Site on a dark night.
A gigantic lamb has been said to have been observed on one or two instances floating down Black Mountain Creek around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy may repeatedly be seen wandering through a Conifer vicinity burial ground.
The Abominable Snowman may be seen very often stacking chunks of concrete by the side of a wild road next to Conifer at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy has once in a while been made out in Deer Gulch late in the night burning a book.
A space man from planet Venus has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances at night staring across Bear Wallow.
A terrifying being can once in a while be observed having an apple up on the peak of Bald Mountain. A person who lives here says that this ghost may
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be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Conifer some time ago. Regardless of what folks express, this phantom unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not upset.
A giant mongoose has often been seen standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Conifer.
A colossal mountain goat is often observed mounted
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on a moped on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Conifer.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions in a house in Conifer.
The ghost of a copper-miner can repeatedly be spotted in a Conifer house.
The phantom of a guy dressed as a car mechanic may be made out frequently marching down a desolate highway near Conifer. Some of the folks here declare this phantom may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Conifer.
A female with a semi see-through body is occasionally distinguished by the entrance to Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument looking.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions trying to utter something in Castlewood State Park right by the park headquarters.
Socrates may every so often be witnessed seated on the floor in a trailer outside Conifer.
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Ghost Sightings From Conifer
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Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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