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These are some lies we made up about Commerce City.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can be spotted over and over again watching TV in a Commerce City living room before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has now and then been witnessed browsing through garbage container on a Commerce City lane.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is occasionally distinguished looking over Basin F after midnight.
Galileo may sometimes be seen floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Commerce City.
A fairly transparent guy clothed as the captain of a oil tanker was perceived dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Clear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those phantoms that is made out over and over again in the vicinity.
A big creepy spirit came into sight going out of control in Branther Gulch in the early morning hours. The spirit did not care that there was someone other in attendance. According to the residents, this phantom
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can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Commerce City many years ago.
The spirit of a chained up gentleman was noticed in Argo Park on a dark night tossing pieces of wood. When the eye witness appeared the ghost escaped.
A massive raccoon materialized by Badding Dam late at night staring at the water.
A space invader
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from another world was made out fishing from the shore of Croke Reservoir Number 12 at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a bum was observed in a clothing store in the Commerce City vicinity. The arrival of the watcher startled the spirit who then faded away.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has frequently been spotted trying on a hat in a Commerce City trailer.
Frankenstein's Monster is often noticed outside the entrance to Barbour Ponds State Park smoking a cigar.
An enormous mongoose has been observed on a few instances struggling out from a storm drain on a Commerce City residential street at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old hag can regularly be made out searching for someone quite near the entrance to Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument.
An alien from Jupiter can be noticed often performing a melody on a guitar in a Commerce City home.
A lady's body with a dog's head has every so often been observed in a Commerce City highschool before dawn staggering
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Ghost Sightings From Commerce City
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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