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These are some lies we made up about Collbran.
A gargantuan wombat became visible by Big Creek smoking a pipe.
Rapunzel was distinguished speaking into the air in Anderson Gulch before sunrise.
The phantom of a waitress was spotted musicalizing on an accordion in a Collbran residence. Further accounts of this ghost have been conveyed. Whatever people verbalize, this is an intimidating ghost that any sensible person would not want to run into.
A colossal crocodile has frequently been seen before sunrise marveling at Knob Hill.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is frequently perceived howling down next to the water at The Peninsula. Folks here who have witnessed this spirit allege this spirit is in all probability the undeceased spirit of a local person who used to have a house here in Collbran.
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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