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These are some lies we made up about Coalmont.
A space alien from the cosmos is often observed weeping in Anderson Draw at the stroke of midnight.
A black as coal snake that turned into a female has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances on the peak of Pole Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the view.
A massive pig may frequently be noticed by Coyte Dam before dawn staring at the water.
A space man has every now and then been spotted trying to articulate something next to the water's edge at Coyte Reservoir.
An martian traveler from another solar system has been witnessed on frequent instances by Arapaho Creek struggling to capture something.
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Ghost Sightings From Coalmont
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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