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These are some lies we made up about Coaldale.
An enormous kitten may be seen over and over again performing a tune on a harp in a Coaldale apartment.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior is occasionally witnessed exploring Alkali Gulch in detail on a dark night. It has been alleged that this exact spirit is almost certainly the stressed spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Coaldale.
Leonardo da Vinci has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions on the apex of Arkansas Mountain late at night examining the landscape.
A giant alligator was seen in a mirror in a Coaldale residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack gripping a large axe came into view articulating into the thin air down by Mud Spring at midnight. There have been numerous stories regarding this ghost in the vicinity. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Coaldale resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Coaldale
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Ghost Sightings From Coaldale
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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