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These are some lies we made up about Clifton.
A space invader from another planet was spotted at night going to see Oldham Bottoms.
The spirit of an old prospector with a large beard and a wooden leg has regularly been witnessed in Moulton Valley late in the night smoking a cigar.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances on the top of Central Orchard Mesa before dawn watching the vista.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space can regularly be perceived carrying a skull after midnight by a mailbox in Clifton.
A space invader from Saturn can be distinguished repeatedly sitting at the kitchen counter in a Clifton apartment weeping.
A massive mole has now and then been made out walking through a flat in Clifton.
A space man from space is now and then perceived at Hartman Retention Dam before sunrise struggling to touch something.
An alien can now and then be made out heaving boulders into Hartman Retention Reservoir
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very late at night.
The ghost of a waitress has frequently been distinguished by Callow Creek redistributing orbs around. In any event, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that is better not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system is regularly noticed traveling on a camel alongside a highway in close proximity
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to Clifton.
An ET from outer space has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions marching through a building next to Clifton.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief may frequently be noticed burying a corpse by a sizeable rock in Lincoln Park late in the night. No matter what, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you don't want to come across late in the night.
A large creepy beast can be seen frequently pacing through a Clifton area burial ground.
A gargantuan squirrel has every now and then been made out scraping out a hole down a desolate highway near Clifton in the early morning hours.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is once in a while perceived in Colorado National Monument quite near the ranger station annihilating a photo.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has allegedly been witnessed on many instances spending time in an empty mansion in Clifton.
Vincent van Gogh can now and then be perceived guzzling root beer by Highline State Park.
A very large hedgehog
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was witnessed standing by a deserted road in close proximity to Clifton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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