Clark, Colorado Lies


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An enormous whale has now and then been observed being carried by a donkey next to a road close to Clark.

A Triceratops is once in a while made out at Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight throwing pebbles into the flowing water.

An alien vacationer from deep space is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions smoking a pipe at Lester Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The phantom of a flight attendant may sometimes be distinguished by Pearl Lake State Park reading a pamphlet.

The phantom of an aged cleaning lady has frequently been observed dragging a dead body over the grass in Pearl Lake State Park late at night.

 

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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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