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A woman with the head of a goblin is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions struggling to touch something in the middle of Butte Creek. A local man alleges that this spirit loves scaring folks who dare to upset the silence in Cimarron. Nonetheless, it's a frightening spirit that is better not disturbed.
The spirit of a guy with half his head gone may often be seen after midnight checking out Fire Park Draw in detail. One of the locals confidently claims that this ghost gets pleasure from startling folks who come looking for ghosts in Cimarron.
The phantom of a young-looking woman dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress can be observed often scaring people in a motor boat on Lost Lake. In any case, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.
A space man from planet Neptune is sometimes witnessed late in the night conducting a conducted trip of Butte Rock to a company of ghosts.
The ghost of a nine feet colossal man has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions flying over Big Park at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cimarron
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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