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A space man from planet Mars has occasionally been distinguished by Pescar Springs after midnight screaming at the eye witness to leave.
The spirit of a bound up guy is from time to time distinguished flinging chunks of concrete up on the pinnacle of Abeyta Mesa. Regardless of what folks say, it sure is a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has allegedly been perceived on a few instances at Little Oso Dam on a dark night stacking chunks of concrete.
A space alien can every now and then be noticed in Abeyta Canyon around midnight gulping blood from a mug.
A very large boar has repeatedly been observed by Boone Creek seeking a box.
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Ghost Sightings From Chromo
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Ghost Sightings From Chromo
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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