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These are some lies we made up about Chimney Rock.
A partly translucent guy clad as the skipper of a freight ship was seen up on Chimney Rock struggling to touch something. The ghost waved to the onlooker.
A sizeable terrifying spirit has often been made out in a Chimney Rock area clothing store, walking the aisles. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Chimney Rock.
A space alien from another world has allegedly been seen on a few occasions in Devil Creek State Wildlife Area at midnight covering a corpse by a large boulder.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship can often be made out at Archuleta Creek before dawn throwing pebbles into the flow.
The Abominable Snowman may be observed frequently studying Cabezon Canyon in detail late at night.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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