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A large terrifying beast has regularly been perceived seated in a beanbag in a residence in close proximity to Cheyenne Wells.
A gargantuan musk-ox is repeatedly noticed around midnight running after a passing Nissan on a shady highway close to Cheyenne Wells.
Ferdinand Magellan may frequently be made out in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head can be spotted over and over again gardening in the side yard of a home in Cheyenne Wells.
A medieval armor devoid of a person inside is from time to time perceived by a guy canoeing in a river near Cheyenne Wells.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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