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These are some lies we made up about Cheraw.
A space invader from Jupiter has sometimes been perceived glancing at the view from the apex of Meredith Hill on a dark night.
A partly see-through guy outfitted as the captain of a boat is every now and then spotted by Vandiver Arroyo seeking something.
A large chilling spirit has supposedly been perceived on many instances at Holbrook Dam before dawn crying.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can once in a while be spotted searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Cheraw mobile home late in the night.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform was noticed having a seat at a table in a Cheraw mobile home. When the watcher came into sight the ghost fled. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to run into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Cheraw
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Ghost Sightings From Cheraw
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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