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These are some lies we made up about Chama.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head was spotted at Sanchez Dam after midnight taking in the landscape. The ghost did not appear to be anxious by the watchers.
An martian traveler from space came into sight seeking a woman in El Puertesito around midnight.
A gargantuan lion was seen in a flat next to Chama.
An alien from planet Mercury became visible before dawn floating down Alamosito Creek.
A gargantuan donkey was distinguished trying to find a box beneath a parked Jeep in a Chama parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Chama
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Ghost Sightings From Chama
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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