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These are some lies we made up about Central City.
A space man from planet Saturn was seen late in the night leading a conducted tour of Castle Rock to a cluster of phantoms.
An alien from the cosmos has repeatedly been spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Central City house excavating a gap.
The ghost of an elderly lady gripping a revolver is frequently made out staggering through a trailer in Central City.
An extremely large walrus is known to have been witnessed on several occasions on the top of Alps Hill after midnight viewing the panorama.
A space man may be observed frequently very late at night examining Boomerang Gulch in detail.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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