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These are some lies we made up about Center.
An extremely large chimpanzee is frequently noticed in a hardware store in the Center neighborhood.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions trying on clothes in a Center residence. People here who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Center many years ago.
A space man from planet Pluto may often be witnessed in Rio Grande National Forest near the ranger station burrowing a cavity.
A space man from another world may be perceived very frequently outside Black Canyon Of The Gunnison National Park burning a hat.
An alien has every now and then been seen nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Center.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human being inside has been witnessed on numerous instances playing a piece of music on a harp in a Center residence. Folks allege that this phantom is that of a resident
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who had a home here in Center in the past.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may once in a while be spotted in a mirror in a Center house; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Center
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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