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These are some lies we made up about Cedaredge.
A space man from another solar system has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions rummaging around in garbage cans on a Cedaredge road.
An extremely large dormouse can frequently be witnessed on a Cedaredge avenue in the early morning hours.
A huge rat has once in a while been observed gazing over Cactus Park around midnight.
A space alien is from time to time observed struggling to seize something up on the summit of Bluenose Mesa.
An alien vacationer from outer space is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances twinkling a lamp in the middle of Bonita Creek.
A lady with a partially see-through body may once in a while be noticed by Alexander Lake Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished suspended in the air like a blimp in Cedaredge. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been a few other accounts of this individual ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedaredge
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Ghost Sightings From Cedaredge
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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