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These are some lies we made up about Cascade.
A huge mare can once in a while be spotted in a house in Cascade.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out in a Cascade apartment. The phantom mumbled about revenging a homicide.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long gray mustache became visible before dawn drifting by on Cabin Creek. The eye witness freaked out and ran away. One of the local residents decisively claims that this ghost enjoys startling unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Cascade. One thing is for certain, it certainly is a frightening ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A very large finch appeared becoming visible in a mirror.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy was noticed on the summit of Bald Mountain after midnight examining the scenery.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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