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These are some lies we made up about Carr.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword can regularly be witnessed by Lone Tree Creek looking for another ghost.
The ghost of a lady with names cut into her nose can be witnessed repeatedly hauling a headbone at Dover Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A huge lynx has once in a while been noticed sitting on the floor in a trailer near Carr.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions before sunrise pursuing a passing Chrysler on a shadowy highway near Carr.
A colossal ferret may from time to time be distinguished in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Carr
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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