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These are some lies we made up about Carbondale.
A soldier's outfit marching around with no body in it was witnessed spitting at passing cars alongside a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Carbondale. This particular ghost has been spotted time and again in this area.
The phantom of an awfully burned lady has repeatedly been seen trying to locate a woman beside Crystal Spring late at night. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Carbondale before the present.
An alien voyager from another planet is repeatedly observed hauling a body over rocks in John M Fleet Municipal Pool late in the night.
The ghost of an engine driver has allegedly been seen on numerous instances guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Carbondale. One thing is for sure, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not upset.
A space man from another planet may regularly be spotted at midnight examining Barbers Gulch in
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detail.
A female devoid of a head may be spotted repeatedly by Hawk Ditch Dam late at night staring at the water. Scores of people who live here assert this spirit might be a renowned old days inhabitant of Carbondale.
A minotaur has every so often been noticed up on the top of Holgate Mesa trying to exclaim something.
An enormous
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boar is known to have been seen on a handful of instances discussing into the air as if someone else was nearby.
A gargantuan bighorn can once in a while be made out at Blue Creek on a dark night throwing chunks of concrete into the water.
A space invader has often been observed after midnight fluttering over Dry Park.
An alien traveler from the cosmos is regularly spotted looking through residence windows in Carbondale in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a rope around her neck has been noticed on a handful of instances watching movies in a Carbondale living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An incredibly creepy ghost may be noticed over and over again browsing through garbage cans on a Carbondale lane.
An ET from deep space has every now and then been spotted right by the entrance to Gunnison National Forest howling at the eye witness to stay away.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg is now and then made out on
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a Carbondale road late at night. In any case, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you don't want to meet before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Carbondale
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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