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These are some lies we made up about Capulin.
The spirit of a man clothed as a handy man has every so often been spotted shining a lamp by Hot Creek.
An ET is from time to time made out in La Jara Canyon very late at night reflecting.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform has supposedly been spotted on a few instances searching through garbage cans on a Capulin residential street.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white beard can now and then be spotted on a Capulin avenue before sunrise. Loads of folks who live here claim this spirit is the struggling soul of a former Capulin local resident. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that should be let alone.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has frequently been seen suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Capulin.
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Ghost Sightings From Capulin
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Ghost Sightings From Capulin
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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