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An ET from another world has often been seen at night drifting by on Willow Creek.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often observed demolishing a photo by Devils Elbow.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions at night examining North Ute Canyon in detail. One thing's for sure, it certainly is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head can regularly be witnessed devouring a carrot beside Dripping Spring before dawn. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant phantom that is rather not disturbed.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be noticed often quite near the entrance to Black Mesa State Park smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Campo
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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