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These are some lies we made up about Calhan.
A chilling beast can regularly be witnessed pondering up on Holcolm Hills. Local people say that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Calhan many years ago.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has now and then been made out staggering through a home in Calhan.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is every so often observed calling out names of people by East Branch Brackett Creek.
The ghost of a copper-miner has purportedly been observed on several occasions mounted on a llama next to a road next to Calhan. In any event, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from the Moon has often been distinguished pacing through a home in the neighborhood of Calhan.
A very large leopard is repeatedly witnessed at Castlewood State Park screaming at the bystander to beat it.
A colossal dugong has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions
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in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument by the ranger station chucking pebbles.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a handy man may repeatedly be witnessed in a phone booth in Calhan using the telephone. A local woman argues that this spirit loves scaring unwise folks who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Calhan. No matter what,
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this is a bad ghost that is better not upset.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police outfit can be made out frequently striding through a Calhan vicinity cemetery.
A space man from another solar system has every now and then been perceived being in an abandoned manor in Calhan.
Frankenstein's Monster is every now and then seen standing by a wild highway near Calhan.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road near Calhan.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhan
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Ghost Sightings From Calhan
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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