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These are some lies we made up about Byers.
The ghost of an old lady grasping a firearm may be made out over and over again in Hay Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise scooping out a hollow.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been witnessed hauling a body from the chilly water of First Creek at night.
A space man from Venus is every so often made out gulping water from Sheep Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of a waitress has allegedly been made out on a few occasions in a desolate area in the vicinity of Byers. A person who lives here declares that this spirit is the tormented soul of a long departed Byers local. Whatever people exclaim, it certainly is a menacing spirit that you don't want to bump into after midnight.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can from time to time be spotted posting a packet at a Byers post office. One thing is for sure, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Byers
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Ghost Sightings From Byers
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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