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These are some lies we made up about Burns.
An enormous finch may every now and then be spotted shouting names around midnight on a sidewalk in Burns.
A very large bunny was noticed scrutinizing Bull Gulch in detail very late at night.
A very bloodcurdling phantom emerged flying over Deer Park before sunrise. When the ghost was spotted it disappeared into the air. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Christopher Columbus was spotted up on the pinnacle of Black Mountain shouting at the eye witness to be off.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible before sunrise admiring Hangmans Rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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