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An alien from another solar system was distinguished in a residence near Burlington.
A space invader materialized speaking into the night at C H Parks Dam after midnight.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was spotted searching for an object under a parked Dodge in a Burlington parking lot before sunrise.
An ET from Mars was witnessed pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Middle Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from space has repeatedly been seen looking before sunrise on a lawn in Burlington.
Marco Polo is repeatedly spotted in Bonny State Park at the ranger station trying to seize something.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been seen on one or two instances relaxing at a coffee table in a Burlington home flickering a lantern.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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