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These are some lies we made up about Buena Vista.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object can be spotted very often having a seat at a table in a Buena Vista apartment.
An martian tourist from another galaxy has sometimes been distinguished in a rubber boat on Ice Pond gazing furiously at the viewer.
An enormous cony is every now and then seen in a deserted place outside Buena Vista.
A lady's body with a dog's head has been seen on one or two instances waving to cars by the side of a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Buena Vista. Several of those who live here claim this ghost may be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Buena Vista.
A space man from space may every now and then be perceived very late at night drifting down on Cottonwood Creek.
A partly rotten human dead body was spotted at night fluttering over Berrian Park. Freaked out by the watchers the ghost receded into the shadows. According to the local residents, this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local
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who used to have a house here in Buena Vista.
An extremely large sloth was seen posting a box at a Buena Vista post office.
A woman on fire, holding a petroleum tank materialized examining the panorama from the pinnacle of Bald Mountain late at night. When seen the ghost came near the onlooker who then fled. Whichever way, this phantom
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undoubtedly is chilling; one that is preferably not upset.
A space man was noticed laundering a blood-covered shirt in Cottonwood Hot Springs before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was seen reading a newsletter by Aspen Arch. This exact spirit has been distinguished time and again in this place.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been spotted trying to find somebody in Big Sandy Draw on a dark night.
A space man from planet Jupiter is repeatedly made out downing diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Buena Vista.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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