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These are some lies we made up about Broomfield.
A gigantic mustang is once in a while noticed seated on a couch in an apartment in close proximity to Broomfield.
An extraterrestrial from another world has purportedly been seen on several occasions hiding a corpse by a big rock in Broomfield Community Park after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may every now and then be seen repositioning orbs around mid stream in Rock Creek.
The alien captain of a UFO was seen appearing terrifying down by the waterfront at Autrey Reservoir.
Socrates became visible staring irritably at the watcher at Elmwood Dam late in the night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was noticed around midnight exploring Bullhead Gulch in detail.
A space man from another planet materialized at night hurrying after a passing car on a dark road near Broomfield.
The ghost of a man dressed in an army uniform was noticed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the phantom
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in her rear view mirror on a dark night. This phantom is enormously active in this area; there have been a small number of additional stories of this exact phantom. A local woman declares that this phantom is the undeceased soul of a former Broomfield person who lived here. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't
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go trying to find.
A huge civet was made out by a man fishing by a lake in close proximity to Broomfield.
A space man has regularly been spotted having a seat on a couch in a house in Broomfield.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is frequently observed in Barbour Ponds State Park quite near the park headquarters looking for a hat.
An alien from Pluto has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions having a cracker by a streetlamp in Broomfield.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head can frequently be spotted staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Broomfield road.
A space invader from space has from time to time been observed smoking a cigar in Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument at the park headquarters.
An old knight's armor lacking a human inside is sometimes spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Broomfield apartment. Some people argue this spirit is that of a resident who settled here in Broomfield
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Ghost Sightings From Broomfield
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Ghost Sightings From Broomfield
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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