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These are some lies we made up about Brighton.
An enormous gopher is often perceived in Benedict Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver across the ground.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be distinguished in a Brighton secondary school before dawn walking the hallways.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform may be noticed very frequently glancing over Henderson Island before sunrise. A number of of the people here assert this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Brighton local.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has now and then been seen in a home close to Brighton.
The phantom of a hobo is occasionally noticed in Branther Gulch very late at night piling bricks.
The phantom of a young-looking woman covered in blood is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances at Barr Lake Dam at night sipping blood from a jar. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that
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was murdered while driving through Brighton some decades ago.
The phantom of an elderly sorceress can now and then be seen mid stream in First Creek trying to find a photo.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is often seen searching for a picture beside a parked car in a Brighton parking lot very late at night.
A man with a sizeable
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hole through his torso has been said to have been made out on many occasions studying the vista from the top of Smith Mound at night. Based on what the residents assert, this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Brighton long ago.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be made out conversing into the thin air around midnight on a sidewalk in Brighton.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can be distinguished very often at the entrance to Barbour Ponds State Park trying to locate a person.
A giant canary is now and then made out seated at the dining table in a Brighton residence holding a cranium.
A man with the head of a demon has been spotted on numerous instances weeping outside the entrance to Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument.
An alien from another galaxy may every so often be perceived pacing through a building in Brighton.
A Brachiosaurus was witnessed striding through a mobile home near Brighton.
An extremely large ox emerged in a phone booth in
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Brighton making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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