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An enormous kitten is every now and then noticed soaring over Crow Valley Park around midnight.
An ET from Saturn has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances at Howard Creek in the early morning hours hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A feminine person may occasionally be seen taking in the scenery at Heart Dam after midnight. Regardless of what, it is certainly a menacing phantom that you would not want to run into around midnight.
An ET from another world has repeatedly been distinguished glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Seven Cross Hill before sunrise.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly made out in Jackson Lake State Park by the ranger station speaking into the thin air.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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