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These are some lies we made up about Breckenridge.
A colossal jerboa was distinguished trying on a shirt in a Breckenridge building.
Marco Polo appeared poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Breckenridge.
The ghost of a guy clutching a blood-covered sword was spotted performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Breckenridge residence. The ghost waved to the eye witness.
An alien from another solar system was spotted taking in the scenery at Goose Pasture Dam at midnight.
A space man has repeatedly been seen in Goose Pasture around midnight attempting to hide a body.
The ghost of a civil war soldier is frequently distinguished drinking water from Blue Rock Spring around midnight. Folks here who have observed this spirit say this spirit is that of a resident who resided here in Breckenridge in the past.
An martian tourist from another galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances surveying the landscape from the top of Mount Argentine after midnight.
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ghost of a severely charred lady can frequently be perceived glancing over Braddock Flats late at night.
The ghost of a guy with a name carved into his back can be perceived frequently in a Breckenridge highschool very late at night walking the hallways. Regardless of what people exclaim, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you don't
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want to come across before dawn.
A space alien from outer space has every so often been spotted on the water's edge of Lower Mohawk Lake drinking root beer.
The spirit of a seriously mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf is occasionally perceived at night soaring over the Tenmile Range. Folks here allege that this spirit loves startling foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to disturb the peace in Breckenridge. Either way, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
A female without a head can once in a while be observed mid stream in Bemrose Creek conversing into the night.
A colossal alpaca is repeatedly noticed in a mirror in a Breckenridge apartment; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions leading a directed outing of Masonic Mounument to a collection of ghosts in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Breckenridge
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Ghost Sightings From Breckenridge
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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