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A massive bunny can be observed very frequently examining the view from the highest spot of Miners Peak very late at night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has now and then been distinguished in Aguaje Canyon at midnight looking terrifying.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a large gray beard is once in a while witnessed looking wrathfully at the observer by Hart Spring around midnight. Scores of people who live here assert this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying folks who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Branson.
A space alien from Pluto is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances shouting at the viewer to disappear underneath a lamppost in Branson.
A massive gnu may occasionally be made out pacing from building to building very late at night on a Branson residential road.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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