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These are some lies we made up about Boulder.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot can often be witnessed in a home near Boulder. Several of the folks who live here assert this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Boulder some time ago.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos can be perceived very often hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Bear Canyon Creek before sunrise.
A colossal sheep has once in a while been made out in a Boulder area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
A huge lemur is every now and then seen in Beach Park before dawn gazing irritably at the watcher.
A huge llama is known to have been made out on many instances yelling at the watcher to leave in Bear Canyon before sunrise.
A gargantuan roebuck was spotted cleaning a blood-covered shirt in Eldorado Springs at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan fish came into sight mounding rocks at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Boulder.
A space alien from
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planet Venus was noticed relaxing at the dining table in a Boulder mobile home devastating a glove.
A space alien from another world came into sight looking for a picture by Devils Thumb.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody dress was spotted at AEC-North Walnut Creek Reservoir Dam very late at night sipping paint. The appearance of the
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watcher terrified the ghost who then faded away.
A female with a green face has repeatedly been observed tossing rocks into AEC-North Walnut Creek Reservoir around midnight.
The ghost of a delivery man is regularly made out reading a newsletter up on Bear Peak.
A gigantic bunny is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions gazing over Rocky Flats on a dark night.
An extremely large okapi can repeatedly be observed strolling through a house in Boulder.
A space man can be spotted time and again being carried by a steed next to a road close to Boulder.
A gentleman's body having the head of a horse has now and then been observed at a coin operated phone in Boulder talking on the phone. It has been declared that this particular ghost may very well be a famous old days inhabitant of Boulder. In any case, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to encounter late in the night.
Aristotle is from time to time seen attempting to utter something quite near Barbour Ponds State Park.
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very large hartebeest may once in a while be spotted flickering a flash light near the entrance to Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument.
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Ghost Sightings From Boulder
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Ghost Sightings From Boulder
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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