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These are some lies we made up about Boone.
A gargantuan marmoset was distinguished clutching a headbone up on the apex of Boone Hill.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been distinguished in the center of Boone Creek screaming.
A colossal shrew is often made out checking out Thompson Arroyo in detail late at night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances by a man fishing by a lake outside Boone. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant spirit that any rational person would not want to meet.
A sizeable chilling dragon may regularly be seen sitting on the floor in a flat in Boone.
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
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Ghost Sightings From Boone
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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