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These are some lies we made up about Boncarbo.
A gargantuan lizard was distinguished glancing over Prairie Dog Flat late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus came into view up on Bald Knobs gobbling a slice of pizza.
The ghost of a guy sporting a sheriff uniform was observed glugging down water from Bear Canyon Spring before sunrise. The phantom was indifferent that there was someone else in attendance. In any event, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
A space alien from deep space became visible smoking a pipe in Bear Canyon in the early morning hours.
Count Dracula was spotted at Madrid Dam before dawn enjoying the scenery.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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