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These are some lies we made up about Blanca.
A giant grizzly bear has frequently been witnessed watching shows in a Blanca living room before sunrise.
A Pteranodon is often spotted looking for something at Smith Dam late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is known to have been made out on a few instances tossing pebbles into the stream at Barbara Creek before dawn.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may often be noticed on the pinnacle of Basaltic Hills on a dark night looking at the view.
A scary creature may be witnessed repeatedly on the top of one of the hills in the Basaltic Hills at midnight trying to utter something. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost may well be a distinguished former time resident of Blanca.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanca
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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