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These are some lies we made up about Black Hawk.
An ET from another planet is repeatedly seen visiting Castle Rock after midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus has been said to have been seen on one or two instances going through garbage cans on a Black Hawk residential street.
A huge canary can repeatedly be distinguished hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Black Hawk.
A female with her right arm and left leg removed may be spotted time and again at Braecher Ranch Dam before sunrise smoking a pipe.
A Plateosaurus has every now and then been distinguished near the water at Braecher Ranch Reservoir speaking into the thin air.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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