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These are some lies we made up about Bethune.
A gigantic coati may be observed time and again burrowing an outlet in the center of Sevenmile Creek.
A huge koodoo is once in a while perceived snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Bethune.
An martian explorer from another planet is known to have been witnessed on many occasions playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Bethune apartment.
A dark cockroach that transformed into a female was seen in a mirror in a Bethune residence; the ghost was only observable in the mirror. When the onlooker materialized the ghost ran away. According to what the people who live here argue, this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Bethune.
The ghost of a homeless guy came into view outside the entrance to Bonny State Park sipping orange juice. The arrival of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then vanished. Scores of folks who live here claim this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Bethune person who lived here.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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