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These are some lies we made up about Berthoud.
A massive musk-ox is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions at the water's edge at Crystal Reservoir trying to grip something.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief may regularly be spotted twinkling a light in the middle of Dry Creek. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can be distinguished time and again before sunrise looking across Mullen Park. A number of of the people here say this ghost could be a distinguished past resident of Berthoud.
A massive ground hog has every so often been made out moving orbs around in Culver Gulch at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a house keeper is every so often made out gazing at the water by Bacon Lake Dam on a dark night. It's been said that this exact ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Berthoud.
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ET from another galaxy is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances in Loch Lon Park at the stroke of midnight facing the watcher.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship may every now and then be made out by a woman hiking along a trail near Berthoud.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was observed tossing rocks up on the
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apex of Big Owl Hill. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the watchers.
An alien from Pluto was made out relaxing in a chair in a home in Berthoud.
An alien from another world became visible annihilating a map in Barbour Ponds State Park at the park headquarters.
A huge cat was seen seeking a photo next to a lamppost in Berthoud.
The ghost of a silver-miner has frequently been noticed searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Berthoud house at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a fairly see-through body has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances relaxing at the dining table in a Berthoud flat.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement outfit may often be perceived in a wild location next to Berthoud. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may be observed time and again hauling a human cranium near the entrance to Rocky Mountain National Park.
An alien voyager from deep space has every
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now and then been seen dispatching an envelope at a Berthoud post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Berthoud
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Ghost Sightings From Berthoud
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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