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These are some lies we made up about Bennett.
An enormously bloodcurdling spirit showed up walking from home to home late in the night on a Bennett residential street. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished over and over again nearby.
A massive alligator showed up by James Layne Dam late in the night staring at the water.
A huge llama was seen fly fishing from the water's edge of Layne Reservoir at the stroke of midnight.
A minotaur was seen rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Bennett home on a dark night.
A giant giraffe has frequently been perceived sitting at a table in a Bennett residence.
A giant mountain goat is regularly spotted in Barr Lake State Park outside the park headquarters going mad.
An alien from space has been perceived on many occasions gazing at folks in a Bennett residence through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Bennett
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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