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These are some lies we made up about Bellvue.
A big menacing dragon is sometimes observed coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
A space man has supposedly been spotted on many occasions at midnight chasing a passing Chevy on a gloomy road near Bellvue.
The spirit of an elderly female hauling a shot gun can every now and then be witnessed glancing across Greyrock Meadow in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the residents strongly says that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Bellvue a long time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling spirit that is rather not disrupted.
An martian vacationer from space has frequently been distinguished on the apex of Bear Mountain at night glancing at the vista.
An ET from planet Mars is often witnessed in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellvue
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Ghost Sightings From Bellvue
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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