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These are some lies we made up about Bayfield.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady can be witnessed frequently sending a container at a Bayfield post office. Some of the people here claim this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Bayfield long ago.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has from time to time been spotted hauling a body from the cold water of Bear Creek before sunrise.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant is occasionally noticed on the summit of Arrowhead Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the panorama.
A pitch black snake that shape-shifted into a female has been said to have been made out on several instances gazing at the water by Lemon Dam late at night. One thing is for sure, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to come across before sunrise.
A space man from the cosmos may every now and then be distinguished on the water's edge of Lemon Reservoir hurling chunks of concrete.
An alien was perceived digging a hollow down
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beside Box Spring at midnight.
A huge moose emerged late at night glancing over Dunsworth Park.
An alien traveler from the cosmos was distinguished studying Blind Canyon in detail around midnight.
A very large tapir came into view discussing into the night as if someone besides was near.
An alien from planet Mercury was
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distinguished walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Bayfield avenue.
The ghost of a young female clad as a maid was noticed peeping through house windows in Bayfield in the early morning hours. The viewer panicked and ran away. It has been argued that this exact ghost enjoys scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in Bayfield. In any event, this is an antagonistic spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayfield
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Ghost Sightings From Bayfield
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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