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These are some lies we made up about Basalt.
A woman with her legs severed can repeatedly be made out looking at people in a Basalt building through a keyhole. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-covered knife can be distinguished very often howling at the witness to stay away at Whitnach Falls late at night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost loves scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in Basalt. No matter what folks express, it's a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
A giant porcupine has from time to time been distinguished going wild by Seven Castles.
A massive dingo is once in a while noticed heaving bricks up on Basalt Mountain.
A gigantic alligator can once in a while be perceived in a plastic boat on Toner Reservoir piling pieces of wood.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was observed in a secluded zone in the neighborhood of Basalt.
A space man from another world emerged
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glugging down blood from a container at Kelly Pond Dam after midnight.
An enormous dugong was witnessed in the early morning hours drifting along Capitol Creek.
An ET emerged late at night gazing over High Park.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was spotted scrutinizing Arbaney Gulch in detail after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Basalt
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Ghost Sightings From Basalt
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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