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These are some lies we made up about Bailey.
A medusa was seen up on Mount Bailey smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto became visible by Whiteford Lake Dam very late at night looking at the water.
An ET from the cosmos was distinguished after midnight checking out Arbuckle Gulch in detail.
A massive giraffe showed up by Chimney Rock sniveling.
A space man was witnessed shouting next to Elk Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A glow-in-the-dark human character was witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in a Bailey home. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the eye witnesses. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not messed with.
A big bloodcurdling giant has repeatedly been made out gazing at people in a Bailey trailer through a keyhole.
An alien traveler from another world is regularly observed contemplating by Black Mountain Creek.
An ET from another solar system has purportedly been made out on a few occasions walking
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in the middle of a shadowy highway close to Bailey.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can regularly be made out dispatching a postcard at a Bailey post office.
A space man may be noticed over and over again swallowing fuel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Bailey.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has
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every now and then been seen chatting into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A beheaded man is every now and then spotted near the entrance to Chatfield Lake State Recreation Area going wild.
An martian traveler from another solar system can once in a while be made out hollowing out a crack quite near Florissant Fossil Beds National Monument.
An extremely large goat has frequently been seen staring through home windows in Bailey in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bailey
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Ghost Sightings From Bailey
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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