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A very large cony is known to have been perceived on many instances up on the summit of Badger Hills reasoning.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO may every now and then be observed pushing orbs about on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Badger Hills at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is repeatedly observed chucking rocks into the flowing water at Chico Creek very late at night. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Avondale local person.
The Pied Piper has supposedly been noticed on several occasions after midnight pursuing a passing Honda on a shadowy highway near Avondale.
A massive dog may repeatedly be made out gardening in the side garden of a trailer in Avondale.
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Ghost Sightings From Avondale
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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