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A massive eland has supposedly been spotted on several occasions drinking chlorine up on Badger Hills.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another world may frequently be noticed on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Badger Hills in the early morning hours smoking a pipe.

A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose may be noticed often tossing stones into the flow at Chico Creek around midnight. A number of of the people who live here assert this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Avondale.
    
The Loch Ness Monster is now and then distinguished watching TV in an Avondale living room before sunrise.

The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck may sometimes be seen searching through garbage cans on an Avondale residential road. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Avondale local resident.

 

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